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Rabbit, rabbit folks. April will be fucking awesome, because, well, why not?

Another instance of the Bush regime is using public employees/public money to further their reëlection campaign. Maybe not as obnoxious as getting local news stations to run campaign ads dressed up as fake news reports , produced with public funds, but probably more illegal.

One loss down , 161 more to go. The Yankees are going to have a perfect season–you heard it here first.

Getting what I deserve for writing about politics (such as it is) before bedtime, I had a dream that I was G. W. Bush last night. The two highlights of what I could remember: going to the Olympics in Athens and walking out into the stadium crowd, with the Secret Service oddly unwilling to follow me out and offer any protection, and being introduced by Barbara Bush to a long string of extended family members, whose names I immediately forgot like those so many foreign leaders. It was disturbingly realistic, and means absolutely nothing.

I was trying to figure out what Condoleezza Rice might have meant on 60 Minutes when she described Iraq immediately following 9/11 as "a country with which we'd been to war a couple of times." Do you think she's referring to how we helped out Saddam's regime during the Iran-Iraq war in the '80s? I guess that kind of counts as having been to war with them.

Yeah, biatch. Tabloid-4-eva . I was right not to listen to, well, everyone else at the Spec who said we should go broadsheet. And colour's a fad, ya know.

This Hans Blix Questions thingy is pretty awesome.