Why you should work for Big Business

Nice things about corporate holiday parties:

  • All the Ketel One screwdrivers you can drink (in my case, like, 7)

Salient fact about your corporate holiday party, iff your corporate holiday party happens to be my corporate holiday party:

  • Whilst playing roulette at the faux casino, always bet on 34. Idiot. When 34 comes up on the second spin of the wheel, and you've bet on like, 14 and black or something, you're going to look like a huge tool. Especially when other people have actually bet on 34, and are the recipients of Big Payoff.


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