A word to the wise re: Macy*s

Despite what those clowns in the Macy*s men's department might tell you, suit sizes don't go 42, 43, 44, 46. They're a larigsh retailer struggling to stay relevant in an competitive marketplace, not arbiters of reality able to deem what they do not stock non-existant.

So Mike and I went to Brooks Brothers and now we have kick-ass suits for the wedding. It's going to be a scene, man.


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