If I were doing it all over again, I'd try to land a job with the IBM piracy reporting centre. I'll do what I can by reporting on 34 any acts of piracy I notice. My apartment does overlook New York Harbor, so if some blasted pirate tries to sail off with the Statue of Liberty or something, I'll report the fuck out of it.


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