Calling Lieberman Snuffleupagus would be anti-Semetic

This had been bugging me for a while, and I've finally figured it out: Senator John Kerry, who was just caucusionally elected President of the Democratic Party, is Guy Smiley from Sesame Street.

A quick Google confirms that 34 is the first to break this story. Thanks to everyone at our news desk.


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