If you get an STI for Valentine's Day, at least you get to have some fun

One of the perks of my job is being in a mailgroup that receives all the fax spam sent to our fax-to-email numbers. 90% are about discount trips to Cancun or penny stocks. But now I have seen the ultimate piece of fax spam: "Happy Valentines Day Specials" from GIV, a medical supplies company. "Lowest price in the Country!" on tetanus and diphtheria toxoids, absorbed for adult use.

The Tidi(tm) drape sheet and latex exam gloves are vaguely sexual, I guess, depending on your tastes.


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