Now I know how Nick Parchesi must have felt

Out to commit acts of cronocide before a meeting in midtown, I discovered a new game. You look for someone with the iPod's distinctive white headphones, and you start following him/her. You keep doing that until you see another person with an iPod, and then you start following that person. And so on. The game is much more subversive when you have an iPod yourself, but use third-party headphones, so nobody knows you have an iPod and can't retaliate by following you.

A significantly less fun game to play is trying to drive a fire truck up 6th Avenue amidst midday traffic. That looks like a bitch.


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