Shout out to public housing

Well, fuck me. My apartment building has been sold and I received a letter from the real estate agent saying that while I do have a lease, they'd be happy to let me out early and when was I thinking of vacating the premises?

So, um, yeah. The house warming party might be a bit subdued.

If you hear about any two bedrooms in Brooklyn Heights for way under market rate...


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