I was doing my laundrying a bit ago, and when I took my whites out of the dryer I discovered two black socks in with all the undershirts and whatnot. And you know what? Nothing happend to the white stuff. I've been lied to all these years about separating colours. Just like they lie about the dangers of drink driving. Muthafuckas.


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