El Jefe in 2034! Election years be damned

Well, I'm no longer sworn to secrecy: I was on the short list of potential Vice Presidents. My Southern charm, boyish good looks and
intelligence would have made me a formidable candidate to pair with Kerry, and they go and choose fucking Edwards. So short sighted.


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