Someone made a store just for me...

Okay, so I was wrong. John Kerry clearly isn't (the muppet) Guy Smiley, as demonstrated by this photo of them together belting out a duet of the Food Emporium jinlge. Because if they were the same person, how would you explain the picture of them singing together? There's just no explanation.

In other news, Reagan is apparently endorsing Kerry from beyond the grave. He's aging well in his mausoleum.

And in other other news, John Edwards is actually Grover, Dick Cheney is actually Oscar the Grouch, and G. W. is actually Bird Bid, except evil. Even more so than Big Bird really is.


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