Why I love the supermarket

I was at Key Food on my way home from work, buying some cheddar and milk (lunch of Indian buffet -> macaroni & cheese for dinner [albeit freshly-prepared mac & cheese]), and the girl/woman ahead of me had the best selection I've ever seen on the 5-items-or-less line: two cans of Manischewitz chicken broth & kreplach soup, one packet of Choco-Liebnitz cookies, and a bag of pork rinds. The only thing that could have made her cooler would have been having, like, a turkducken as her fifth item. Or does that count as three items?


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