Why I write such clever essays

News has apparently broken that Rivers Cuomo has some blog--which aren't people getting tired of blogs already?--and on this blog he has an... essay. To get back into Harvard or something. And it's being described as a creepy essay, because it mentions Nietzsche. As I'm an accredited philosopher I can tell you that mentioning Nietzsche in an essay does not necessarily make you creepy--it necessarily makes you a Nazi. And yes, I'm just kidding; it's my slave mentality shining through.

The forgotten issue here is how much ass does Pinkerton kick? Too bad about the rest of his career.


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