Adam froze some fruit

Adam recently froze an apple, because this seemed like a good idea to him. I interviewed him a few minutes ago as he removed the apple from the freezer and started dealing with it (using a knife, fork, and spoon) in the hopes of determining whether this was in fact a good idea. The following is an abbreviated version of the full interview:

  • Q. What are some good things about putting an apple in the freezer?

  • A. It's cold now. It's pretty.

  • Q. And what are some bad things?

  • A. It's cold and it hurts.

Here's a brief audio clip from the interview.

This story has now officially been reported the fuck out of.


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