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Improbably, the New Yorker seems to be doing away with the standard back page fare and instead using it to host a weekly version of their annual cartoon catpion contest. My goal, of course, is to win this contest at least once before they realize that holding a weekly contest is a strange idea.

My entry was Well, you were right--it got me past the co-op board. I plan on submitting this caption every week until it wins. Much like American Idol contestants play to their base by singing cheesy crap, I'm playing to the base of New Yorker readers, who find anything having to do with co-op boards hilarious.

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