Subway fragmentation

Two new(?) examples of the MTA's inability to produce a house advert with proper grammar were posted right next to each other on the D train yesterday:

Please give to charity. Just not on the subway.

Please take your things. Or we will.

The second poster depicted a robotic bomb squad thingamajoober being remote-controlled towards a menacing shopping bag left unattended on a platform. The copy is quite obnoxious, when you get past the sentence fragments and think about it.

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