Can too much Vincent D'Onofrio be a bad thing?

Why oh why hasn’t any rapper yet sampled the Law and Order theme song? Think about how perfect it would be:

boom BOOM—doo doo doo doo dooooo
(rap rap rap rap)
boom BOOM—doo doo doo doo
doooooo (rap rap rap)
doooooo (rap rap rap)
Wah wah wah wahhhh...
boom BOOM—doo doo doo doo doooo
(rap rap rap)

You get the idea, right? Isn't it PERFECT?

Comments

  1. AnonymousMarch 26, 2007

    That's true. Especially the keyboards later in the theme, all high--
    dee doo doo dee doo doo
    dee doo doo dee doo doo
    doooooo
    BAM BAM

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  2. AnnaMarch 27, 2007

    Beyond perfect. Maybe Dick Wolf's charging too much for the privilege?

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  3. AnonymousApril 22, 2007

    "Can too much Vincent D'Onofrio be a bad thing?"

    I don't know the answer to that one -- I'm hoping that's a big 'no' but I can deal okay if the answer's a 'yes'.

    Anyway I'm off to play in my own blog yard where you are free to find the answer to that question for yourself.

    The Vault
    http://vdovault.wordpress.com

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